Summer has been upon us for a while, though I'm not really enjoying it as much as I should be as I'm battling away with The Dissertation of Doom. Well, meant to be. Naively enough I thought that it would be easier what with the million-and-a-half shows I watch going on break till September. However, what I didn't anticipate was the now-dreaded SUMMER TV. True Blood, Mad Men, Pretty Little Liars, Drop Dead Diva....it makes me cringe to think how much time I spend watching TV.
Anyway, So You Think You Can Dance is yet another summer show I love and adore. Having trained in dance for 13 years when I was younger, it's always been something I've enjoyed - not necessarily something I'm good at, but anyway! I've been watching the US version since the dawn of Season 3 and I've loved it ever since. It's time well spent on screaming with the TV audience through the best routines, insulting the judges in several languages when they're nasty about the dancers and going into Sicilian-mourner-like-fits whenever someone is eliminated.
Season 7 hasn't been as much fun as I anticipated it would. This year, they've changed the format - instead of twenty top dancers, they've got ten dancing with a team of 'All-Stars', i.e. dancers from previous seasons. This in itself is an awesome idea as I love seeing all the old faces - Alison! Pasha! Neil! Twitch! Mark! Courtney! I could go on and on! Somebody stop me! Anyway, as exciting as it's been having them on, the new format isn't working out and it's pretty obvious that Nigel Lythgoe, judge/producer/HBIC of SYTYCD feels the same way.
Firstly it's important to point out that SYTYCD has a reputation for loving the boys. Six seasons in and only 2 girls have ever won the show. There are times when this has made me incredibly sad, mostly because you get dancers like Alison on Season 2 who should have won the entire frigging season. This year however, this has been abused beyond belief. Whereas once one guy and one girl were eliminated each week (because it was couples rather than individuals being voted off), things have changed drastically this year. The eleven dancers consisted of five girls and six boys. Three girls were eliminated in a row before one of the guys - Alex - was, and this was only because he was injured (he could have won the entire competition, but more about that later). As of right now three boys and one girl remain on the show, with two guys having been eliminated last night.
But love for the boys isn't my biggest problem with the format because, hell, the boys are pretty much all amazing dancers. My other big problem with the show is the amount of pressure the new format has exerted on these poor newbies. Three routines per episode is no joke and has thus led to the notorious 'Curse of Season 7' - with three injured dancers in a row. As aforementioned, the first guy to go was Alex, who tore his Achilles' tendon during rehearsals for a Bollywood routine - this was particularly tragic as it was pretty damn obvious he was going to go on to win it. Then Ashley got injured and she was cut, and then Billy got injured, and even poor Lauren suffered dehydration. These dancers are obviously exhausted. Three routines per episode was once a format saved for the finale of the season, and now it goes on every week.
My other massive problem with the show has a name, and that name is Mia Michaels. I used to love Mia when she just choreographed. She was a funny, quirky lady with a lot of insane ideas that transcended into some amazing choreography. She only judged occasionally and even then I was willing to overlook the fact that she always sounds like she's hiding a thesaurus under the judges' table. Now she's replaced Mary Murphy - who I still love and adore, no matter what anyone says - and she's nothing but a pretentious bitch. It doesn't help that she holds a grudge against my favourite, Adechike, but anywho. She seems to enjoy finding new ways to insult the dancers/choreographers every week and to be frank, it's becoming ridiculous. Also, if she refers to herself as an artist one more time, I may have to reach through the screen and strangle her to death.
Anyway, rant over. We're down to the Top Four dancers which means there isn't much time left before America's favourite dancer is crowned. These are my Top 10 routines so far.
10. Lauren and Pasha, cha cha by Jean-Marc Genereux - Telephone
Cha cha + Pasha = instant love. Oh, and Lady GaGa of course, being a GaGaista and all. This was definitely worthy of the hot tamale train - MARY MURPHY I MISS YOU!!!!
9. Ashley and Ade, contemporary by Dee Caspary - Cosmic Love.
They had me at Florence + the Machine. It's too bad Ashley was eliminated so soon because she was so damn fantastic. She makes this look effortless...and it's anything but (cough cough). Epic.
8. Kent and Neil, broadway by Tyce Diorio - Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO.
I hate the embedding rule. So much. Anyway, anything Neil does is magic for me and seeing him and Kent dance together was just wow.
7. Lauren and Allison, broadway by Tyce Diorio - Who's Got The Pain?
This song came from the same musical as the song that Neil and Kent danced to in the routine before this one. First all-girl dance of the season. And it was awesome!
6. Adechike and Comfort, lyrical hip hop by NappyTabs - Fallin'
I'll be honest, this routine made me a little weepy. All of us have been through this. When they showed Adechike crying after, that just made the waterworks even worse. This rivals Mark and Chelsea's Bleeding Love from Season 4 for me. Just incredible.
5. Billy and Ade, contemporary by Stacey Tookey - Mad World
The judges revelled in this one. It's upsetting that Billy was eliminated right after he did this routine, it just went on to prove what a gorgeous, unique dancer he is. The contrast between him and Ade is incredibly stark throughout this routine - the stuff Billy can do with his body is just ho em gee. Love it. Sniff sniff.
4. Robert and Allison, contemporary by Travis Wall - Fix You
EMBEDDING DISABLED BY REQUEST, FUUUUUUU. Anyway. Let it be known I hate Coldplay with a passion despite all this. But Travis made me love this damn overplayed song, mostly because he dedicated this routine to his mum (who is currently suffering from cancer). The emotion in it is just incredible, everything about it is absolutely beautiful. Also, I hate you Season 2 - ALLISON WAS ROBBED!!!!
3. Kent and Anya, cha cha by Jean-Marc Genereux - My First Kiss.
Mia called it 'crunchy', which made me love it even more because IHU, Mia. As obvious as it is that the judges are kissing Kent's ass, he is a bloody fantastic dancer. And Anya. Just Anya. ANYA. I love that woman, she can do no wrong. This was just fun and sexy and everything a cha cha should be. Love it! Also, Kent: your facial expressions rock (no matter what that witch Mia Michaels says - I do know how to hold grudges, don't I?).
2. Adechike and Kathryn, jazz by Travis Wall - Addicted to Love
None of the judges liked this as much as I did. But I don't really care what they think (ESPECIALLY YOU, MIA. YEAH!). This routine was smooth and gorgeous and beautiful and AAAAAAAAAARGH Travis is such a fantastic choreographer. AND FLORENCE + THE MACHINE! This routine officially made Adechike my favourite dancer on the show. He's just so damn sexy. It also proves that Kathryn definitely deserved to be part of the Top 4 last season. Just fantastic.
1. Alex and Twitch, hip hop by NappyTabs - Outta Your Mind
AAAAAARGH I HATE 'Embedded by request'!!! SO. DAMN. MUCH. CLICK. AND WATCH THE MAGNIFICENCE. Remember Alex is a ballet dancer. This is the best damn routine I have ever seen on the show...and not only because it's Twitch and I want to marry him...Mrs Jenny Boss. Mrs Jenny Twitch. I love the sound of it, really. Anyway, watch it. You will love it even if you're not a dance fan. it is that much fun. The tragedy is that Alex was injured the week after this routine, when it was made absolutely clear that he would go on to win the show.
All of the routines I've posted involve the All Stars as you can see, which gives a lot of credit to the new format. However, someone needs to intervene before one of these dancers gets killed. In conclusion, Adechike is my favourite, but I want Lauren to win for the girls' sake. However, if Alex were still around...I'd want him to win. He'd kill it.
Friday, July 30, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Here we go again
As any of my close friends will be able to tell you, I've always been somewhat (*cough*) impulsive. I tend to talk before I think and make decisions at random. Lately, I've been thinking about all the things I used to do (as a kid, as a teen, whenever wherever) and then abandoned. All the languages I've been learning - I need to get my French and Russian (some would say Maltese too :P) back into gear, kick Spanish in the butt and finally get my Italian sorted out. There are, of course, a million other languages I want to learn, but anywho.
Aside from academic stuff...Spanish dancing, for example. I've been meaning to take that up again. Dance in general actually. I spent a good 15-16 years of my life practicing ballet, jazz and the aforementioned Spanish dance. You wouldn't guess that judging by my complete lack of grace and my tendency to fall over whenever possible. I'd be interested in taking up jazz and Spanish (because, let's face it, I am DEFINITELY not the sort of person you can see doing ballet at this stage!)...and starting contemporary. I would LOVE to do contemporary. This SYTYCD routine made me realise just how much I'd want to try it.
Anyway, the aforementioned lack of grace can be accounted for by the fact that aside from all the dance I used to do, I also used to practice something else.
And that is football.
I used to play for the girls' team at Melita FC and trained as a centre-forward for a couple of years...and I was surprisingly good at it! There are only two sports I've ever been good at, those being swimming and, as mentioned, football. Baseball/rounders/cricket/anything involving a bat? Watch it. Basketball? Just duck and save yourself. But football was something else.
I'm ridiculously out of practice now and will need A LOT of training to get into shape and then actually get back to the way I used to play. But hey. It'll be fun trying again.
Aside from academic stuff...Spanish dancing, for example. I've been meaning to take that up again. Dance in general actually. I spent a good 15-16 years of my life practicing ballet, jazz and the aforementioned Spanish dance. You wouldn't guess that judging by my complete lack of grace and my tendency to fall over whenever possible. I'd be interested in taking up jazz and Spanish (because, let's face it, I am DEFINITELY not the sort of person you can see doing ballet at this stage!)...and starting contemporary. I would LOVE to do contemporary. This SYTYCD routine made me realise just how much I'd want to try it.
Anyway, the aforementioned lack of grace can be accounted for by the fact that aside from all the dance I used to do, I also used to practice something else.
And that is football.
I used to play for the girls' team at Melita FC and trained as a centre-forward for a couple of years...and I was surprisingly good at it! There are only two sports I've ever been good at, those being swimming and, as mentioned, football. Baseball/rounders/cricket/anything involving a bat? Watch it. Basketball? Just duck and save yourself. But football was something else.
I'm ridiculously out of practice now and will need A LOT of training to get into shape and then actually get back to the way I used to play. But hey. It'll be fun trying again.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Internal (occasionally External) Assignment Monologue
As inspired by my darling Rax over at her blog. This is how an assignment with me usually goes.
During the first lecture of the module in question, when the lecturer gets the class all pumped up about the Dreaded Future Assignment which is due in 2-3 months...
Awesome! I will get on that straight away! Right after this I'll go to the library and get all the literature sorted, maybe set up a plan, hey the library does operate on a 24/7 basis, maybe I'll actually finish this WAAAAAAAY in advance, teehee! Woooooo Team Me!!!!
Five hours later...at the pub.
*BURP* That'salottabeer.
Cue plenty of time passing when finally...
Two days before the deadline
Tralalala, I should work on that assignment! I bet I can get it done today! After I watch a couple of episodes of Bones.
Half a season of Bones later...
Eh, there's always tomorrow, innit? *clinks wine glass*
The next day...9AM
Right, time to download some more Bones and then get down to business. I have a cleverpants plan that involves writing 500 words, then watching an episode, then writing 500 words...
1PM
LUNCH!!!!
3PM
3PM is still considered lunchtime BACK WHERE I LIVE. Stupid UK. Should stop watching Bones while I eat. Gross.
4PM
Right, I should get this shit done.
4.15PM
YAY, 100 words!
5PM
YAY, 105 words!
5.15PM
Break time!
7PM
OK, seriously, time to concentrate. After dinner.
8PM
Another 100 words! Woo! Only 2800 to go! I can do this! Internal word count, go!
8.30PM
WHY DO YOU HATE ME WORD? WHY? WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU? Now would be a really good time to rewatch Legally Blonde. Haven't seen that in years! No no no must concentrate. Come on. We're 500 words in.
9PM
I can SO pull an all-nighter. I'm like halfway through. Or halfway through halfway through. Whatever. Still a milestone. I'm closer to a 1000 than I was before! Oh, wow, my connection here is super fast. Is Legally Blonde downloaded already? That's magical. Have to check if it's a real file. It is?! Oh, wow, I've forgotten how cute this movie is..........................
10.30PM
ILU REESE WITHERSPOON!!!!! So so so sleepy. Oh no. Time for coffee.
10.45PM
THIS COFFEE HAS BURNED MY TONGUE. AND I AM STILL SLEEPY. AND ON 890 WORDS.
10.46PM
...891 WORDS. WORD. (HAR, HAR).
11PM
There is a reason why the 'no coffee after 4PM' rule exists because I need to get out of this tiny room and wow I feel like going out and dancing and OOOOH I bet I could finish THREE volumes on Trotsky before the night is through WEEEEEEEEEEE dancing around to Glee now IS THAT A UNICORN I SEE OUTSIDE HOMG HOMG HOMG WHY DON'T YOU EVER WORK YOU STUPID BITCH ASS PRINTER I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11.30PM
1000 WORDS!!!! YAY ME!!!
12AM
1000 WORDS!!!! YAY MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
1AM
1500 WORDS!!! I AM HALFWAY THROUGH BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZ. I WILL FINISH THIS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY 'VLADIMIR LENIN AND HIS POINTY BEARD'.
2AM
2000 words. That's pretty damn good. Another 500 and I'll hit the sack. Lecturers don't really count words, do they? They won't miss 200 here or there...maybe 500...wow I am crap at all-nighters...WHY CAN'T I EVER PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER? I EVEN BROKE THE COFFEE AFTER 4PM RULE! I HATE YOU, BODY!!!
3AM
just...need...bed....will...be up...at....7....will...find...500 words....
8AM
I AM UP. AND TYPING.
8.01AM
WHAT?! A NEW EPISODE OF GLEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!
9AM
I HAVE WATCHED GLEE. Now, to meet that 11AM deadline...
9.15AM
I don't have 500 words left! 2750 is a number they can't argue with. Right? RIGHT? SORTED. Just 250 to go.
10AM
I think I've added an adjective to every noun in this assignment but it means there's only a 100 left to go. Easy peasy Japaneasy.
10.15AM
Can't fight this feeling anymoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....wait wait hang on 2800 WORDS!!! THAT BEATS MY INTERNAL WORD COUNT. I WIN AT LIFE. ISH. Now, time to change into the closest clothes I find and rush to the library to print this shizzit out.
10.20AM
I look like a homeless Amish person but WHATEVS, no one's going to see me.
10.30AM
Must. Find. Free. Computer. Stop staring at my shirt, biznotch. Oh my GOD all four floors are full!!! BUT THEY'RE ALL ON FACEBOOK!!!! I hate students SO MUCH. YES including me. ARGH. GO AND READ A BOOK, YOU STUPID UNDERGRAD.
10.50AM
THE PRINTING QUEST IS OVER EVEN IF I DID HAVE TO SACRIFICE AN UNSUSPECTING UNDERGRAD. Postgrad office, here I come!!!
11.05AM
Yayayayayay handing it in handing it in! Oh bugger, forgot I have to write down the time of submission. Stupid 11AM rule. It's only 5 past. They won't notice if I go back 5 minutes. Discreetly. Even 15 minutes.
11.10AM
A full hour might have been pushing it. A little. I shall debate this...at the pub. Another assignment due in a couple of days but HEY! Plenty of time left!
During the first lecture of the module in question, when the lecturer gets the class all pumped up about the Dreaded Future Assignment which is due in 2-3 months...
Awesome! I will get on that straight away! Right after this I'll go to the library and get all the literature sorted, maybe set up a plan, hey the library does operate on a 24/7 basis, maybe I'll actually finish this WAAAAAAAY in advance, teehee! Woooooo Team Me!!!!
Five hours later...at the pub.
*BURP* That'salottabeer.
Cue plenty of time passing when finally...
Two days before the deadline
Tralalala, I should work on that assignment! I bet I can get it done today! After I watch a couple of episodes of Bones.
Half a season of Bones later...
Eh, there's always tomorrow, innit? *clinks wine glass*
The next day...9AM
Right, time to download some more Bones and then get down to business. I have a cleverpants plan that involves writing 500 words, then watching an episode, then writing 500 words...
1PM
LUNCH!!!!
3PM
3PM is still considered lunchtime BACK WHERE I LIVE. Stupid UK. Should stop watching Bones while I eat. Gross.
4PM
Right, I should get this shit done.
4.15PM
YAY, 100 words!
5PM
YAY, 105 words!
5.15PM
Break time!
7PM
OK, seriously, time to concentrate. After dinner.
8PM
Another 100 words! Woo! Only 2800 to go! I can do this! Internal word count, go!
8.30PM
WHY DO YOU HATE ME WORD? WHY? WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU? Now would be a really good time to rewatch Legally Blonde. Haven't seen that in years! No no no must concentrate. Come on. We're 500 words in.
9PM
I can SO pull an all-nighter. I'm like halfway through. Or halfway through halfway through. Whatever. Still a milestone. I'm closer to a 1000 than I was before! Oh, wow, my connection here is super fast. Is Legally Blonde downloaded already? That's magical. Have to check if it's a real file. It is?! Oh, wow, I've forgotten how cute this movie is..........................
10.30PM
ILU REESE WITHERSPOON!!!!! So so so sleepy. Oh no. Time for coffee.
10.45PM
THIS COFFEE HAS BURNED MY TONGUE. AND I AM STILL SLEEPY. AND ON 890 WORDS.
10.46PM
...891 WORDS. WORD. (HAR, HAR).
11PM
There is a reason why the 'no coffee after 4PM' rule exists because I need to get out of this tiny room and wow I feel like going out and dancing and OOOOH I bet I could finish THREE volumes on Trotsky before the night is through WEEEEEEEEEEE dancing around to Glee now IS THAT A UNICORN I SEE OUTSIDE HOMG HOMG HOMG WHY DON'T YOU EVER WORK YOU STUPID BITCH ASS PRINTER I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11.30PM
1000 WORDS!!!! YAY ME!!!
12AM
1000 WORDS!!!! YAY MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
1AM
1500 WORDS!!! I AM HALFWAY THROUGH BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZ. I WILL FINISH THIS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY 'VLADIMIR LENIN AND HIS POINTY BEARD'.
2AM
2000 words. That's pretty damn good. Another 500 and I'll hit the sack. Lecturers don't really count words, do they? They won't miss 200 here or there...maybe 500...wow I am crap at all-nighters...WHY CAN'T I EVER PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER? I EVEN BROKE THE COFFEE AFTER 4PM RULE! I HATE YOU, BODY!!!
3AM
just...need...bed....will...be up...at....7....will...find...500 words....
8AM
I AM UP. AND TYPING.
8.01AM
WHAT?! A NEW EPISODE OF GLEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!
9AM
I HAVE WATCHED GLEE. Now, to meet that 11AM deadline...
9.15AM
I don't have 500 words left! 2750 is a number they can't argue with. Right? RIGHT? SORTED. Just 250 to go.
10AM
I think I've added an adjective to every noun in this assignment but it means there's only a 100 left to go. Easy peasy Japaneasy.
10.15AM
Can't fight this feeling anymoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....wait wait hang on 2800 WORDS!!! THAT BEATS MY INTERNAL WORD COUNT. I WIN AT LIFE. ISH. Now, time to change into the closest clothes I find and rush to the library to print this shizzit out.
10.20AM
I look like a homeless Amish person but WHATEVS, no one's going to see me.
10.30AM
Must. Find. Free. Computer. Stop staring at my shirt, biznotch. Oh my GOD all four floors are full!!! BUT THEY'RE ALL ON FACEBOOK!!!! I hate students SO MUCH. YES including me. ARGH. GO AND READ A BOOK, YOU STUPID UNDERGRAD.
10.50AM
THE PRINTING QUEST IS OVER EVEN IF I DID HAVE TO SACRIFICE AN UNSUSPECTING UNDERGRAD. Postgrad office, here I come!!!
11.05AM
Yayayayayay handing it in handing it in! Oh bugger, forgot I have to write down the time of submission. Stupid 11AM rule. It's only 5 past. They won't notice if I go back 5 minutes. Discreetly. Even 15 minutes.
11.10AM
A full hour might have been pushing it. A little. I shall debate this...at the pub. Another assignment due in a couple of days but HEY! Plenty of time left!
Friday, May 28, 2010
My favourite local(s) in Kingston
Seeing as I haven't updated this in a bloody long time (blame exams), I've decided now would be the perfect time to go into TravelWriter!Jenny mode...and tell you all about my favourite pubs in Kingston! These are only a few out of the huge amount of pubs you find here, I might add, but I'll be working on getting to see the others soon enough.
1. The Druids Head
This was my very first pub in Kingston. I staggered there with a bunch of Americans after a lot of free wine at the postgrad gathering and was shocked at the price of a pint of Guinness. This became a running theme with nearly every pub I went to - ah, naive Janna! Anyway, I don't visit quite as often as one would imagine (it's the closest pub to me) but whenever I do it's always fun, whether it involves meeting Kingston local men's clay pigeon shooting club or dancing around to Madonna's Vogue.
Pros: Dead central plus you have to love the name. Ahhhh, English pub names!
Cons: Expensive!! And a little boring on the inside.
2. The Mill
OH THE MILL! <3 Got to love the Mill. This is every Kingston student's second home, especially the ones on Penrhyn Road and Knights Park campuses as it is hilariously close. It is your typical student pub - cheap(ish) prices plus the wonderful invention that is Quid Night on Mondays (Fosters for only £1.30!). The jukebox there is only 50p at a time and it is always amusing listening to the sequence of songs that comes up when you spend a longish time there...yesterday it was Marilyn Manson followed by Eurotrash followed by Bonnie Tyler at one point.
Pros: Always a good night out. Food is usually great too. Love the jukebox addition.
Cons: Despite it being riverside you can't go outside at summer time. Finding tables is like a mission from God. Gets a little too student-y sometimes. AND they stop serving food at 9!
3. O'Neills.
O'Neills is part of a chain of Irish pubs across the UK. The Kingston one is a particularly lovely watering hole. Atmosphere there is always great with the live music (usually Irish!). Plus it is extremely central and therefore only requires a 2-minute long stumble home on my part.
Pros: THE LIVE MUSIC!
Cons: Pretty expensive plus some of the staff can be really rude at times.
4. The King's Tun/Lloyds
Ahhhhh, Lloyds. Or the Tun. Or Spoons, whatever, it has a lot of names! Lloyds is, happily enough, one of those magical Wetherspoons pubs which means prices are slashed...gotta love it <3 Lloyds is great for one of those epic nights out because it turns into a club after a certain time on weekends. During the day, it's nice to go there, even by yourself, and just have a drink, a (cheap!) burger and read a book.
Pros: Cheap, fun, big as it's on two levels. It's never difficult to get a table there.
Cons: Does attract a fair amount of creeps. Plus the last time I went there, I didn't get ID-ed for buying beer but my friend got ID-ed for buying (get this)...apple crumble! Weirdos. Also, it's across from Oceana...just google that...
5. The Spring Grove
The Grove is the ideal Penrhyn Road-type post-university hangout because it's round the corner from university. In fact, it's where we usually run into our lecturers, haha! The Grove has a lovely atmosphere and great staff, but it is quite honestly the most expensive pub I've ever encountered. I mean, ouch.
Pros: Love it at wintertime because of its lovely fireplace. Also: proximity to university. Especially after an evil lecture.
Cons: EXPENSIVEEXPENSIVEEXPENSIVEEEEEEE. And not central at all.
6. The Ram
Lovelylovelylovely riverside pub! Quite tiny but worth it if you want a few drinks in the sun...as long as you find a table, that is...
Pros: The aforementioned riverside beer garden <3.
Cons: Lack of tables!
7. The Grey Horse
The Grey Horse is fantastic because of its stand-up comedy nights. My friends and I tend to go on Fridays but they're on all weekend as far as I know. Admission to live comedy is only a fiver if you're a student!
Pros: Very cheap. Close to the train station so it's not a long walk back. Stand-up comedy!
Cons: Itsy bitsy teeny weeny.
1. The Druids Head
This was my very first pub in Kingston. I staggered there with a bunch of Americans after a lot of free wine at the postgrad gathering and was shocked at the price of a pint of Guinness. This became a running theme with nearly every pub I went to - ah, naive Janna! Anyway, I don't visit quite as often as one would imagine (it's the closest pub to me) but whenever I do it's always fun, whether it involves meeting Kingston local men's clay pigeon shooting club or dancing around to Madonna's Vogue.
Pros: Dead central plus you have to love the name. Ahhhh, English pub names!
Cons: Expensive!! And a little boring on the inside.
2. The Mill
OH THE MILL! <3 Got to love the Mill. This is every Kingston student's second home, especially the ones on Penrhyn Road and Knights Park campuses as it is hilariously close. It is your typical student pub - cheap(ish) prices plus the wonderful invention that is Quid Night on Mondays (Fosters for only £1.30!). The jukebox there is only 50p at a time and it is always amusing listening to the sequence of songs that comes up when you spend a longish time there...yesterday it was Marilyn Manson followed by Eurotrash followed by Bonnie Tyler at one point.
Pros: Always a good night out. Food is usually great too. Love the jukebox addition.
Cons: Despite it being riverside you can't go outside at summer time. Finding tables is like a mission from God. Gets a little too student-y sometimes. AND they stop serving food at 9!
3. O'Neills.
O'Neills is part of a chain of Irish pubs across the UK. The Kingston one is a particularly lovely watering hole. Atmosphere there is always great with the live music (usually Irish!). Plus it is extremely central and therefore only requires a 2-minute long stumble home on my part.
Pros: THE LIVE MUSIC!
Cons: Pretty expensive plus some of the staff can be really rude at times.
4. The King's Tun/Lloyds
Ahhhhh, Lloyds. Or the Tun. Or Spoons, whatever, it has a lot of names! Lloyds is, happily enough, one of those magical Wetherspoons pubs which means prices are slashed...gotta love it <3 Lloyds is great for one of those epic nights out because it turns into a club after a certain time on weekends. During the day, it's nice to go there, even by yourself, and just have a drink, a (cheap!) burger and read a book.
Pros: Cheap, fun, big as it's on two levels. It's never difficult to get a table there.
Cons: Does attract a fair amount of creeps. Plus the last time I went there, I didn't get ID-ed for buying beer but my friend got ID-ed for buying (get this)...apple crumble! Weirdos. Also, it's across from Oceana...just google that...
5. The Spring Grove
The Grove is the ideal Penrhyn Road-type post-university hangout because it's round the corner from university. In fact, it's where we usually run into our lecturers, haha! The Grove has a lovely atmosphere and great staff, but it is quite honestly the most expensive pub I've ever encountered. I mean, ouch.
Pros: Love it at wintertime because of its lovely fireplace. Also: proximity to university. Especially after an evil lecture.
Cons: EXPENSIVEEXPENSIVEEXPENSIVEEEEEEE. And not central at all.
6. The Ram
Lovelylovelylovely riverside pub! Quite tiny but worth it if you want a few drinks in the sun...as long as you find a table, that is...
Pros: The aforementioned riverside beer garden <3.
Cons: Lack of tables!
7. The Grey Horse
The Grey Horse is fantastic because of its stand-up comedy nights. My friends and I tend to go on Fridays but they're on all weekend as far as I know. Admission to live comedy is only a fiver if you're a student!
Pros: Very cheap. Close to the train station so it's not a long walk back. Stand-up comedy!
Cons: Itsy bitsy teeny weeny.
Friday, May 14, 2010
I can cook!
So I have a slight addiction to these wings. The hotter they are, the better. And the more sauce thrown over them, too. I've always wanted to learn how to cook them properly but the rest of my family isn't as into spicy food as I am...no one could blame them for that, though, seeing as I require Tabasco along with salt and pepper at almost every meal.
Anyway. I tried to cook the wings yesterday but it wasn't successful seeing as a) I was somewhat drunk and b) the smoke alarm went off and distracted me. Today, I tried again! I used a combination of recipes, and whilst I couldn't get my hands on the much revered Frank's Red Hot Sauce (or Louisiana Hot Sauce *guitar strum*), Tabasco suited me just fine. I don't do measurements when it comes to cooking, so the sauce was basically a concoction of butter, cayenne pepper, paprika, some blue cheese, a bit of ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, balsamic vinegar, garlic flakes and the aforementioned Tabasco. I blended all these in a saucepan and let them simmer over a hot heat.
In the meanwhile, I had preheated the oven to 200 C. I picked out a few wings and cut them into halves before coating them in flour. Then I cooked them for 20 minutes - my oven's tiny though, so baking will take longer in larger ovens. After they were cooked, I poured the sauce over them.
These + blue cheese dip = heaven.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Hello, Present Janna...Past Janna wants a word.
Yesterday afternoon I was sitting in the lobby of the Marble Arch hotel my mother and I had just checked out of. Four glorious days of running around the city, eating too much (too much being the keywords, my stomach has yet to recover) and spending too much - I was officially exhausted. So whilst my mum and I chattered away about everything and nothing, as we tend to do, I scrolled through my new emails on my mobile very distractedly.
Until I found one email with the heading 'Hello from Past Janna =)'.
A year ago yesterday, I hadn't been in a very good state. Nearing the deadline to finish a thesis I had absolutely no love for, still heartbroken about an ended relationship and very confused about the direction my life was taking (at that point, it seemed to be into a brick wall), I stumbled across the website http://futureme.org. This absolute gem of a site gives you the ability to send an email to yourself...in the future. How awesome is that? You can choose any day, month or year you want. It can be as long as you want and about anything you want. You can make it private (which is what I did) or public, giving the owners of the website access to publishing it in a collection of futureme letters (I think one book's already out).
Before yesterday, I used to regard the first half of 2009 as some of the most awful months of my life. I used to remember my state of mind at that time and cringe at the mess I was. I used to make fun of myself in front of friends, both old and new, about how pathetic I had been spending most of my days on the internet when I should have been forcing out that damned thesis; or obsessing over what had long been over when I should have seriously been giving myself a kick up the arse.
Of course, I still think I'm right about the whole 'I should have stopped moping around and done something' issue but, at the same time, past Janna had some very wise words for me one year later. Whilst she wasn't sure whether we'd actually pull through with the whole thesis business, she certainly hoped for the best. She hoped I would finally find a nice guy and have a good, healthy relationship. She hoped I would eventually find what I was looking for. She couldn't guarantee that all that would happen, but she was indeed hopeful. The one thing she did promise was that, despite my many faults (overthinking everything and obsessing, extremely low self esteem, a horrible temper, a level of stubborness that would make a grown man cry, etc etc) there were people who loved me. Are. Love. People who would support me and offer their shoulders whenever I needed a cry, or greasy food runs whenever I was having a minor thesis-related nervous breakdown, or a whallop if I whined about my thighs (if my best friend is reading this, she'd be smirking rather knowingly right about now).
It's a good thing past me didn't promise all of that because things haven't been perfect. I barely scraped through where my thesis was concerned and, despite a few opportunities, my commitment-phobia has successfully seen to the disappearance of a couple of potential boyfriends. But I am where I want to be! I'm in London for chrissake! Studying my favourite Ruskis! I'm definitely living the life I've always wanted, even if I am completely broke doing it and fearing my bank manager's wrath when I eventually get back to Malta. And whilst I'm not in a full-on relationship, I'm dating - taking it slow enough not to arouse the sleeping beast that is the aforementioned commitment-phobia.
I think I ought to give my past self a lot more credit than I ever have.
In the meanwhile, just to prove my point, I'm going to get back to these lovely, recently purchased buggers. Trifecta of doom, anyone?
Until I found one email with the heading 'Hello from Past Janna =)'.
A year ago yesterday, I hadn't been in a very good state. Nearing the deadline to finish a thesis I had absolutely no love for, still heartbroken about an ended relationship and very confused about the direction my life was taking (at that point, it seemed to be into a brick wall), I stumbled across the website http://futureme.org. This absolute gem of a site gives you the ability to send an email to yourself...in the future. How awesome is that? You can choose any day, month or year you want. It can be as long as you want and about anything you want. You can make it private (which is what I did) or public, giving the owners of the website access to publishing it in a collection of futureme letters (I think one book's already out).
Before yesterday, I used to regard the first half of 2009 as some of the most awful months of my life. I used to remember my state of mind at that time and cringe at the mess I was. I used to make fun of myself in front of friends, both old and new, about how pathetic I had been spending most of my days on the internet when I should have been forcing out that damned thesis; or obsessing over what had long been over when I should have seriously been giving myself a kick up the arse.
Of course, I still think I'm right about the whole 'I should have stopped moping around and done something' issue but, at the same time, past Janna had some very wise words for me one year later. Whilst she wasn't sure whether we'd actually pull through with the whole thesis business, she certainly hoped for the best. She hoped I would finally find a nice guy and have a good, healthy relationship. She hoped I would eventually find what I was looking for. She couldn't guarantee that all that would happen, but she was indeed hopeful. The one thing she did promise was that, despite my many faults (overthinking everything and obsessing, extremely low self esteem, a horrible temper, a level of stubborness that would make a grown man cry, etc etc) there were people who loved me. Are. Love. People who would support me and offer their shoulders whenever I needed a cry, or greasy food runs whenever I was having a minor thesis-related nervous breakdown, or a whallop if I whined about my thighs (if my best friend is reading this, she'd be smirking rather knowingly right about now).
It's a good thing past me didn't promise all of that because things haven't been perfect. I barely scraped through where my thesis was concerned and, despite a few opportunities, my commitment-phobia has successfully seen to the disappearance of a couple of potential boyfriends. But I am where I want to be! I'm in London for chrissake! Studying my favourite Ruskis! I'm definitely living the life I've always wanted, even if I am completely broke doing it and fearing my bank manager's wrath when I eventually get back to Malta. And whilst I'm not in a full-on relationship, I'm dating - taking it slow enough not to arouse the sleeping beast that is the aforementioned commitment-phobia.
I think I ought to give my past self a lot more credit than I ever have.
In the meanwhile, just to prove my point, I'm going to get back to these lovely, recently purchased buggers. Trifecta of doom, anyone?
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Since it's a special day...two posts!
Here, you will find a fairly accurate description of what it's like living in a student building...or what sounds like, anyway. In order to garner the full effect, you have to play all the clips at the same time. Brought to you by YouTube and my declining sanity.
To the tune of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture...
combined with Wagner's Flight of the Valkyrie...
Now imagine being woken up by a combination of the above. At 4.30AM.
To the tune of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture...
combined with Wagner's Flight of the Valkyrie...
Now imagine being woken up by a combination of the above. At 4.30AM.
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